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Thu, 23 May 2013 04:30:16 -0500

sexual

Even good moms go bad.

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:19:38 -0500

Spent this weekend with a fever of 103-104 and tonsils swollen so large I had difficulty breathing. I was hallucinating, twitching, and had uncontrollable muscle spasms. Thankfully, my girlfriend felt it a good idea to stay with me since I would have been alone otherwise (mommy spent the weekend in Denver). On Sunday, my aunt decided it was time to take me to the hospital. They doped me up on painkillers, Tylenol, and other shit to fix me up.

Monday came around and I was, for the most part, better. Feeling alright, I went to pick up my mom at the airport. Here is the first thing she says as she gets in the car.

“Hey mom.”

“Of course there’s no gas in the car. I bet the house is a disaster too. Did you even do the dishes?”

She was well aware of my health the whole time, seeing as my girlfriend called her periodically to update her.

Oh well.

agentheugh: killersmurff: electricsundials: notpossibleoswin: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:32:30 -0500

agentheugh:

killersmurff:

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

No, then he gets found out, fakes his death again and Shutter Island happens.

THEN Inception is his own personal hell after his lobotomy.

memewhore: I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:05:51 -0500

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

spinelessfemme: manafromheaven: irrevokable: cat meows...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:03:21 -0500

spinelessfemme:

manafromheaven:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

WHAT NOISE EVEN IS THAT

“why wouldn’t you lift your face up?” i’M FUCKING DONE OMG

kerokamina: sincerelymrbear: cupcakedrawings: the-hatred-machi...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:10 -0500

kerokamina:

sincerelymrbear:

cupcakedrawings:

the-hatred-machine:

katsplanet:

ffffffffffffffffu u uffkc ck

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Excuse me as I cry

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:59:45 -0500

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:37:34 -0500

kingsleyyy: Overexposed: Started from the Bottom *

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:36:53 -0500

kingsleyyy:

Overexposed: Started from the Bottom *

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:57 -0500

supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:02:44 -0500

supremesaltine:

live footage from ouran academy

helicoils: dink-182: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:02:37 -0500

helicoils:

dink-182:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

WOAAAOAHH

hotstriderbutt: brodave: malformalady: Tree struck by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:44 -0500

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

Ed Sheeran tweeted this today. Sobiech recently died of cancer.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:42:37 -0500

Ed Sheeran tweeted this today. Sobiech recently died of cancer.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:27:47 -0500

narutonepiece: That face today

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:02:24 -0500

narutonepiece:

That face today

miketooch: silvarbelle: karethdreams: forgetting-the-day: btp...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:30 -0500

miketooch:

silvarbelle:

karethdreams:

forgetting-the-day:

btprincessgirl:

herrmedic:

lollipocalypse:

sublimesublemon:

These are… actually pretty inspiring.

Cool.

Forever reblog.

“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”

thats just awesome

“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”

My fave right there.

“You are never taller than when you stand up for yourself” My all time favorite.

“A solid foundation” That is a good way to think of it.

I need these on shirts, on posters, on every surface everywhere I go. =D

“When life gets harder you must’ve leveled up” is pretty great.

avender: brooke-getting-better: viria: glitteringspark: thela...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:56:24 -0500

avender:

brooke-getting-better:

viria:

glitteringspark:

thelastofthemorgensterns:

youdeceivedmyheart:

ithurtslikesatan:

as-a-matter-of-fuck:

thecollapse:

love-and-magic:

lynai:

My life.

#DEAD

i cannot.

OH MY GOD

OHMYGODDD ITS BACK SADFGHBJCDNKMDSF

W H Y

Okay, I’m having a moment. Let me have a minute to get over this video. Shit I mean … This nearly killed me. I often type into my tags that I’m crying but this time I really mean it. Hp has been over for a year now and I still think that it’s the best damn thing that ever happened to me. And it will never truly end for me. Because I’m sitting here crying over these characters, over this fantastic series which gave me so much. Harry Potter was the first book I’ve ever read and it changed me. I guess I’ll never find the right words to explain my love for these books and movies … But I just wanna say one thing: Joanne K. Rowling … THANK YOU SO, I OWE YOU SO MUCH. Just thank you FOR MAKING MY CHILDHOOD A BETTER AND MAGICAL TIME.

Really though. Wow.

00:34.

00:34 is how far I got in the video when I felt hot tears streaming down my face. Being a part of the Potter generation is like nothing I have ever experienced since. It was the book that taught me to read by myself, it was the story that I clung too in the darkest most depressing hours of my childhood, and it gave me the morals that I still hold close to my heart today as I enter adulthood. It gave me hope to believe in the idea that there is more than meets the eye in our world - and that kind of hope, when you’re a child, is everything. It was a secret world and escape to us as children, but as adults/older teenagers the tale of love and courage, friends and bravery is as relevant as ever.

I opened Philosopher’s Stone when I was seven.

I am nineteen now.

And I now and always will consider the story one of my greatest teachers.

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:46:39 -0500

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

ojennii: n-kevin: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshs...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:39 -0500

ojennii:

n-kevin:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

HAHA FUCK.

HAHAHAHHAHA